High school is eating my life. It's midnight on a saturday and i may as well take the time to at least catch you up on who all the new friendsies are.
Quick Overview: So I fucking hate Genius School. It's a nightmare. I'm failing everything, I'm miserable and the only people who don't piss me off on a regular basis are my cross country friends and now that xc is over, I can just kiss them all goodbye until next season.
A Intro To The Group (complete with archtypes)
Alex (The Former Best Friend) So Alex and I used to be really good friends in the beginning of the year since we sit next to each other in French, but then she joined crew (which is a fucking rowing cult, goddamit) and now not only does she not have time after school cause of practice, she's more or less ditching me for all her crew friends. I still love her and I want to remain friends, but crew is....soul sucking. She doesn't have time for anything anymore. It blows.
Kevin (The Hilarious Doucebag) Kevin is a terrible person. He mocks people. He thinks baby shaking is funny. He laughed at a video of a person being speared through the neck. He truly has no conscience. That's why we get along so well. I fucking love him. He's hilarious and scathing and god help me, I am so glad we are friends because I would be terrified to be on the other end of his comments. *shudder* He's also the only other person in the grade who isnt goddamn obsessed with Murphy (who you will hear about in a moment)
Colleen (The Sweetheart) So. Fucking. Nice. I love her sosososososo much. I knew her vaguely through some other people we were both friends with and she lives in my neighborhood, but I had never really met her until school started. She's fantastic. Her dad died last winter and it really messed her up and she's still on the rebound from it and it's so inspiring to see her and realize that you can go to hell and back and still be okay and have everyone think you're gorgeous and nice and perfect. It's possible. She's done it
Murphy (The Token Gay) So sometimes I feel like Kevin and I are the only people in the grade who dont worship at his feet (and Colleen and Theresa as well, but they arn't so outright in their hatred/annoyance of him). He's nice, sure, and cute (had a huge crush on him the first couple weeks of school
Emma (The Offbeat Artist) She's my favorite. :) She's Murphy's (for lack of a better, less offensive term) fag hag and i feel bad when people call her that because fag is not a nice word but it's completely true. They hang out together, attached at the hip, completely fused all of the time. She's pretty nice and really funny, but something she does stuff in public and I'm just like pleeeeease stop. But I love her anyway. I told her most of the stuff about how i'm
Alyssa (The Scene Girl) Lyssa. Lyssalyssalyssa. She cuts. We all know. We've seen the scars. And it's scares the shit out of me. We don't know each other super well (mostly through sitting near each other at lunch) but I've dropped hints that I get what she's going through and if she ever needs to talk, I'm there. She's really quiet but very sincere and she's the only person in the whole school who I feel isn't putting on an act for everyone else. It's refreshing.
Kennedy (The Short, Annoying One) GTFO, Kennedy. You're an annoying little bitch and no one wants to be seen in public with you except your crew friends. Kbai.
Mairead (The Just Plain Annoying Yet Sometimes Funny One) We keep her around because Murphy likes her and, as much as I hate to admit it, he runs the group. If he wants her in, she's in. She's constantly texting people asking "do you hate me?" and stuff and it's the worst. She's super clingy and that really bothers me but whatever. I'll get over it.
Delaney (The Guilty One) (Oh hey Spring Awakening song title) She's so cute and naieve and honest. Psh, she's not ready for high school. She's the type that would freak out if we started drinking or whatever. We're the "theatre snobs" and we originally hated each other in the beginning of the year when we were both auditiong for Amaryllis in the fall production of The Music Man. Then I got a call back and she didn't so she downright hated me for a bit and then I lost the part to a junior and we became friends.
I think that's it. :/ Quite the cast of characters. I think this year is going to be pretty interesting. If I make it all the way through. :/
I missed you guys. :) Make sure to add any little bits of gossip or news in your comments (if you comment) I wanna know what I've missed!




